SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming! Thanks for waiting. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Of course, not! Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. DONKEY: Uh-oh. CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. FIONA: Him? HAROLD: No, no, hes right. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. Fiona runs over to Harold's now empty armor and clothes. GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! He frantically turns the pages which all read aloud "Mrs. Fiona Charming". Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. SHREK: Oh! Oh, sweetheart. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. Recently Changed Pages. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. SHREK: Oh, yes! Lillian runs over. SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? DONKEY: Uh why dont you guys go ahead? II wont do it. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. PUSS:Hey! Because i got to know him. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. I think I feel something coming on. Shrek is an American media franchise made by DreamWorks Animation, loosely based on William Steig's 1990 picture book Shrek!.The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world. [mimics Shrek roaring]. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, well give you a call. Puss walks up with two women by his side. Im sorry. We are not going! Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Shrek 2 is a transcript. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. What do you think, Harold? Shrek tips over a giant cauldron, filled with a potion, and the substance spills onto the floor. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. He didnt get there in time. Head em up! DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? PUSS: Finally! / And oh, what the hey! They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. Far, far [softly] away! Id give anything to have him back. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. All right! It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. Shrek looks at down at his hands and gasps, noticing they are now human hands. Now, where were we? sorting the mail and watering the plants? Scorching desert! Rawhide! Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. Fiona is awaken by the puppy licking her nose. You still look like a noble steed to me. So thats it, you wont come? FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. Shrek drops Puss to the ground and he screeches. Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. FIONA: Of course! Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. The mouse lands with a thud. FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Help me, please! If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Donkey! Pick me! Come on! Fiona! Shrek and Fiona hold each other's hands as they are engulfed in a magical aura and float into the air. HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. SHREK Oh, you mean like. Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! Donkey sighs. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! Im going to go out and find him. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! Im blind! Shrek and Fiona lay in bed, which is just big enough to fit them both. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. It is a sequel to the previous film . Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. The mucus is sparkling blue. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Its the one, its the onlyits the Fairy Godmother! It fades. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. And I can take it away just as easily. Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. PUSS: Boss! She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. DONKEY: You do now. An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Donkey: How . Piata!" And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. He leans down to pick her up. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? DONKEY: Except for you. Follow the pretty pony! Oh! GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. HAROLD: III cant. Or how about a game of Parcheesi? Ill be your true love! My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! Woo! Fiona, is this what you want? Id like to know how it could get any worse! Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. SHREK: Gingy! ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! PUSS: No problema, boss. FIONA: Youre unbelievable! No! What did I tell you? They are making purring sounds. My gosh! She looks up and the dog barks. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. Donkey looks up into the sky. [giggles] Naughty! HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. The man is Harold in disguise. HAROLD: Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance? Youre behaving like a. What? Where is she? To live happily ever after. Yeah! Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. Puss and Donkey, yall. Larry: Wow. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. We followed the kings instructions exactly. The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away. "A tear drop away." He pushes open a door, carrying the tray of tea, and sees Fiona staring out of a window. The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . Nice day for a parade, huh? SHREK: No, no. A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. Im blind! Shrek sniffs the potion and sneezes mucus onto a mushroom. Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. I told you coming here was a bad idea. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Shrek/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek, DreamWorks Animation Shrek/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek . JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! Please! (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. HAROLD: Good! He lies down beside them. DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. HAROLD: Oh, no! Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! INT. You love Fiona. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. A littlefather-son time? Shrek glances back at Donkey. EXT. Know what Im saying? Are you serious?! What did he say? Not me. Ill be giggling to myself. And my father lives off the garbage! Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. I can whinny! Come here. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. SHREK: Ah thats okay. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. Oh! DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. For you and your true love. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. It was nothing personal, Seor! You workin' that hat! [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Eyes slowly open. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. And again. CHARMING: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princesss chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her--. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. Were leaving. Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. I mean, look at him. Donkey stands in the doorway. The rest of the dinner table does the same. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Im your Fairy Godmother. We missed you at dinner. And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. He never lets me out after sunset. The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. "Lived happily ever after." CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. A baby starts crying. Why? CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. GODMOTHER: Hello, Far, Far Away! The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. SHREK: Look. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. Thats what I like to hear. DONKEY: Aww, come on. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. Who is this? (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. 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